If you're shopping for a golf lover's birthday, you're in luck: golfers are passionate, easy to shop for, and love anything that brings them closer to the game—even off the green.
Whether you're writing a card for a beginner, a golf pro, or someone who just loves driving the golf buggy, a little golf-themed humour or personal message goes a long way.
And of course, pairing your card with a thoughtful golf gift? Even better.
What to Write in a Golfing Birthday Card:
Whether you're going for funny or sweet, here are 25 message ideas to write inside a golf birthday card:
Funny Golf Birthday Messages:
1. “Hope your birthday is tee-rific!”
2. “You're aging like a fine putter—still got the grip!”
3. “Another year older? Don’t worry, you're still under par in our hearts.”
4. “Wishing you a day full of fairways, not rough patches.”
5. “You’re not over the hill—you just need a better club selection!”
6. “Have a hole lot of fun today!”
7. “Let’s par-tee like it's the 18th hole!”
8. “You're a real driver of fun—have a swingin’ birthday!”
9. “Don’t worry about the birthday bogeys—just keep swinging!”
10. “Wishing you a day with no bunkers and plenty of greens.”
11. “You're the ace of birthdays—hope this one’s a hole-in-one!”
12. “May your birthday be up to par… and then some!”
13. “You may be getting older, but you still drive me crazy (in a good way)!”
14. “Another year older, but still swinging like a pro (most of the time).”
15. “Here’s to a birthday full of birdies and no bogeys—on the course and in life!”
Heartfelt Golf Birthday Messages:
16. “Wishing you a day that’s up to par in every way. Happy birthday to a true golf enthusiast!”
17. “May your birthday be full of fresh air, blue skies, and plenty of time on the fairway.”
18. “You approach life like your golf game—with focus, fun, and a whole lot of heart. Happy birthday!”
19. “Here’s to another year of tee times, good friends, and great memories.”
20. “Your passion for golf reflects your passion for life. Wishing you the best birthday yet.”
For a Spouse, Friend, or Parent Who Loves Golf:
21. “To my favourite golfer—thank you for making life more fun, more exciting, and always a little competitive. Love you and happy birthday!”
22. “You’ve taught me that it’s not about the scorecard—it’s about who you’re walking the course with. Happy birthday!”
23. “Your golf swing may not be perfect, but your heart certainly is. Love you always!”
24. "Dad, you're a real legend. Hope your birthday is a hole-in-one!”
25. “The only thing stronger than your golf game is your birthday candle count. Love you, Dad!”
Gift Ideas for Golf Lovers
Whether you're buying for an experienced golfer or a new enthusiast, here are some unique and personal ideas:
Fun & Personalised Gifts:
Personalised Golf Keyring – Perfect for golfers to attach to their keyring or golfing bag!
Golf-Themed Coaster – Ideal for their morning coffee before hitting the course.
Golf-Themed Birthday Card – Pair your handwritten message with a personalised handmade golfing card that's sure to impress!
So...
Whether you're writing a birthday card or shopping for the perfect golf-themed gift, the goal is the same: to make the golfer in your life feel special on their big day!
With a little help from the ideas above, I hope that you can tee up a birthday that’s truly a hole-in-one!